The Seamstress

There once was a seamstress from Kent
Employed by a rich clumsy gent
His loose button bought bread
Fuel provided by his thread
But the mortgage was paid by his rent

Limmerick de Patrick

Today's thermo test on entropy
I think it has got the best of me
It wasn't much fun
But now that its done
I can let my brain start to atrophy

Day 61- Iraq

For nine years we've sent soldiers to Iraq
They survived WMD's and sniper attack
Now the war's done
Well wasn't that fun
At least now they all can come back.

Day 59 - Ah Poo

We all have to deal with poo

It comes out of me and out of you

That tasty pot roast

Is now something gross

The detritus of all the things that we chew. 

Day 60 - The Man from Galilee

There once was a man from Galilee
Who was more than he appeared to be
His Christmas birth
began the salvation of Earth
which finished when he died for you and for me.

Day 58 - Secret Santa

I got a present from my secret Santa

One single bottle of orange Fanta

It spilled on my desk

And made a big mess

I’m trying to be thankful, but I can’t-a 

Day 57 - Mushrooms

The mushroom’s lord of kingdom fungus

From the small to the truly humongous

Have you ever been sold

This beautiful mold

This culinary treat for your tongue-ous?