Day 57 - Mushrooms

The mushroom’s lord of kingdom fungus

From the small to the truly humongous

Have you ever been sold

This beautiful mold

This culinary treat for your tongue-ous? 

Day 56 - Spelling

Some folks care greatly 'bout speling

But I just don’t find it compeling.

If you can get the meening

Why all this preaning

Just focus on the story I’m teling. 

Day 55 - Aphrodite

They tell of the fair Aphrodite
Who hung with the powerful and mighty
She made mortal men drool
And lesser gods act the fool
Goddess of love, beauty and the nighty.

Day 54 - Hunting

Yesterday I went hunting for cougars
Armed to the hilt with two powerful  Lugers
I brought home no game
Just got caught in the rain
All I captured was loogies and boogers.

Day 53 - Raptor Dinner

I know an old lady who swallowed a raptor
But he scratched and he squirmed and tormented his captor
So she spewed him out
And she let out a shout
When her dinner wheeled 'round and tail slapped her

Day 52 - TV

Is it wrong to love a television?
Please don't give me that look of derision
It's high definition
Not the road to Perdition
Let us be, we've made our decision.

Day 51 - Caesar

All hail the fabulous Caesar
Emperor and famous crowd pleaser
and thanks to Brutus
and his bad attitudus
Julius will ne'er be a geezer.