Day 50 - My Apple

In my apple I found a worm
But that wasn't what made me squirm
'Cause all that was left
Was his better half
Bisected I believe is the term

Day 49 - Silly Monkey

There once was a curious monkey
Who occasionaly liked to get drunky
Banana wine
Did the job just fine
But when he got sick it always came out... never mind.

Day 48 - Thanksgiving

Today we celebrate Thanksgiving
A day to be gratefull for living
For family and friends
The blessings God sends
And mistakes He's constantly forgiving.

Day 47 - The Soldier

There once was an apian soldier
So old that he'd started to molder
Avoided the reaper
'Til he could sting the keeper
Because his duty was the eye of the bee holder.

Day 46 - Stupid Turkeys

The turkey is a curious bird
Really not bright from what I've heard
If he stands out in the rain
He's got a beak that won't drain
So he'll drown in a death quite absurd.

Day 45 - Super Commitee

There once was a committee not quite so super
Not a single member to call a trooper
They were in a big hurry
So they quit early
And left the economy in the pooper.

Day 44 - Forever in Blue Genes

They tell me its because of my genes
But I don't really get what that means
What I just don't get
Is how my pants can limit
The pursuit of my athletic dreams.